[ ] You have dA as your home page.
[ ] You check dA more than 3 times a day
[ ] You have more than 100 new messages in your inbox every day
[ ] You have more than 25 deviations
[x] You have more than 25 journal entries
[x] You no longer think that dA stands for dumbass (I never thought this)
[ ] You use :icon(whatever)plz: on sites other then dA
[ ] You have more than 5 plz icons memorized
[ ] You have made your own plz icon
[ ] You enter dA contests
[ ] You answer the poll at the bottom of the home page
[ ] You have a premium account
[x] You have more than 1000 pageviews
[x] You have more than 150 comments
[x] You have more than 50 favorites
[ ] You belong to at least 5 groups
[ ] You are the admin of a dA group
[ ] You have a deviantID
[ ] You have a webcam image
[ ] You have a shoutbox
[ ] You have done 10 or more written memes like this
[x] You have made a written meme
[ ] You have done more than 5 drawing memes
[ ] You have made a drawing meme
[ ] You would consider dA to be in your top 3 websites you use for communication
[ ] You have more than 10 llamas
[ ] You have given someone a llama
[ ] You have donated points to someone
TOTAL POINTS: 6 *fail*
[ ] 0 do you even have an account?
[ ] 1-5 did you just join or something?
[x] 6-10 you are pretty new to dA (I'm actually not, but whatever. XD)
[ ] 11-15 you have an active dA account
[ ] 16-20 you are a dA addict!
[ ] 21-24 you are a super dA addict!
[ ] 25-27 you are an insane dA addict!
[ ] 28 you are a dAng addict!